Weepleblur

The obscured view of looking through tears that have been wept.

I cried so hard I had weepleblur and could not drive.

by Donald Brozek May 28, 2025

Weepisode

When you binge watch a TV show and wail uncontrollably. “

After watching episode 6 of The Sandman, I had a weepisode.

by Ed Schell July 10, 2025

Urban Weeptionary

A website dedicated to posting poorly made-up words, which are often knee-jerk complaints about the Trump presidency made by emotionally feeble SJWs.

The night the results for the election poll showed up, Carl spend the rest of his time sobbing uncontrollably as he added derogatory definitions to Urban Weeptionary.

by dgsdgggsfghddhghf February 1, 2017

Weiner weeper

Somebody who cries after receiving penis

That girl was a weiner weeper bro she sucked my dick then cried after.

by anonymous14 May 8, 2020

Internally Weeping

looking fine from outside , but crying from the inside

he did not tell me , but it was clear that he was internally weeping

by kamo315 October 12, 2023

Finger Weeper

A woman that cries when fingering herself

She wasn’t just loud in bed — she was a full-blown finger weeper, soaking the sheets with tears and everything else

You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight

She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress

by Smart Mark 007 July 15, 2025

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018