Perfect week

Scoring 7 girls in 7 nights with no rejections. The highest achievement in the sport of sleeping with girls.

Barney was 5 for 5 on his way to a perfect week with no signs of slowing down.

by Ddczvvbb April 14, 2016

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009

Nigger Weekend

A "nigger weekend" consists of forty-four hours of fuckin' and fightin' and four hours of fixin' flats.

A Nigger Weekend is a phrase that relates to the propensity of African Americans to engage in Friday and Saturday nights of wild sexual intercourse, the excessive consumption of malt liquor, chicken wings, pork ribs and watermelon; to participate in bouts of fisticuffs, knife fights and gun play with Saturday night specials, .25 & .32 semiautomatic pistols as well as their proclivity to drive automobiles with bald tires, known as "maypops" and that perpetually need repair

by videriquamesse September 13, 2012

Fucked me into next week

When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.

"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"

"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"

by ducatigrrl September 1, 2011

Finals Week

Invented to suck the fun out of life and kill the dreams of college students, as well as assit the police in decreasing the amount of drunk in public calls in and around college campuses.

Finals week will be the death of me.

by shubox September 20, 2012

flavor of the week

Its the person of the week that you like and who takes interest in for one week.

Chris F. has a new flavor of the week every week this week its Courtney, last week it was Jessie

by chris's old flavor of the week April 7, 2004

Weekend alcoholic

Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).

Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."

by MHinkle March 8, 2011