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crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus
i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

Suck a Dick Wednesday 

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.
Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!
Suck a Dick Wednesday by Rob Walch September 10, 2008

Tie Wednesday 

The tradition in corporate companies that don't require full formal attire every day of wearing a tie exclusively on Wednesdays.

It can signify a number of things, from a passive aggressive display of superiority, to remembrance of a former company (where ties were required daily), to "I have an interview and want to cover it up by claiming participation in a quasi-tradition".

This is not to be confused with Thai Wednesday -- the tradition of going to a Thai restaurant on Wednesdays. Though the two can be used together in a kind of double entendre.
Colleague: Will! It's Tie Wednesday. How could you forget to wear a tie?
Tie Wednesday by MikeV64388 May 13, 2009

whatup wednesday 

an intimate gathering of friends and strangers that takes place on a wednesday night and generally involves a fair amount of alcohol in a small dorm room. originally created by 4 south-campus ucla students who needed an alternative to the normal thursday outing.

whatup wednesdays have been evolving, including a theme song, an official shirt that is worn on wednesdays, a constitution, and more. the goal of WW is to be recognized as another day to celebrate during the rough and tough of college life.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear about whats going on today?
Guy 2: Isn't it only wednesday?
Guy 1: No its WHATUP WEDNESDAY!

catfish wednesday 

A virginia tech term which defines wednesday nights where the bottom feeders of the female race come out to party.
"Dude I got my dick puked on last night"
"Rough shit man, thats why I dont go out on catfish Wednesday"
catfish wednesday by cmor99 September 19, 2009

It is Wednesday my dudes 

OoooooAAAAHHHHHHHHH
it is Wednesday my dudes, ooooOAAAAHHHHHH