pussy washer

a bidet !

heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !

i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer

a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'

just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !

here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

bish washer

When your bish has an attitude or is otherwise acting dirty, you recommend (as a friend) to clean them in the bish washer.

My bish Kristie was acting like such a hoe light night — I’m gonna put her in the bish washer.

by BearTamer366 March 31, 2022

west washed

When some kind of non western media gets changed up to appeal more to the western audience, going even so far that important cultural elements get cut out.

a: do you like the movie xy?
b: no, i prefer the books, they're not so west washed!

by nah better not July 13, 2022

Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.

My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...

by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017

Jewish Pressure Washer

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph

Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis

by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019

Tik-Tok Washed

Someone who based their personality and actions around Tik-Tok.

"Vanessa is Tik-Tok washed."

by Big Board July 28, 2021

Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021