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A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.
"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"
by Mrs. Rachael Mercury October 18, 2008
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The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
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star wars-ing

excessive amount of investing time with Star Wars-like gaming, merchandise, trivia, and movies
My little brother was Star Wars-ing it up all day
by Kat and Alex January 12, 2008
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Trench Wars

A server (or 'zone' as they're most commonly referred to) in the online 2d spaceship game 'Continuum'.

The game SubSpace was scrapped by developers Virgin in 1997. With legalities causing a problem, an Estonian programmer who can be credited for developing Skype and KaZaA recoded the game from scratch. The outcome was 'Continuum'. Identical to SubSpace, Continuum was developed with lots of new features such as a banning system known as BanG and is practically impervious to cheats.

Trench Wars boasts the largest player community in the whole game with 600-700 players online at peak times. Trench Wars has a very intricate bot core serving players and adding new features to the game and a strict staff system consisting of 'Zone Helpers', 'Event Referees', Moderators, Super Moderators and Sysops, each with their own monthly quota of tasks to perform such as taking cheater and help calls, hosting different events which change the style of play in sub-arenas and generally being active and serving the community.

The zone has unique settings and a unique style of play. Players fight to control a flag at the head of what appears to be a base shaped like a castle. This style of play is known as 'basing'. Each ship serves it's own purpose and the idea is that all ships must be utilised by each player in order to capture, defend and control the base.
Bloke1> I'm going to play Trench Wars as it offers a better style of play than other zones.
Bloke2> Fair enough.
by Dave Defeat October 5, 2005
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Guild Wars

A MMORPG game that is constantly fighting against WOW. Though it has only been created a few years ago, thousands of people play every hour. There are 4 game extensions. The 3 current main ones are Prophecies, Nightfall, and Factions. The other one is Eye Of The North, and its for high levelled characters, seeming to be a sequel to prophecies. There are many Proffessions, which are:
Warrior
Ranger
Elementist
Mesmer
Dervish
Paragon
Monk
Necromancer

Unfortunately, alot of noob's like to play guild wars, so be on the lookout whenever you create a team or whenever you start chatting.

There are also 2 main playing types which are RP and PVP. The difference in RP and PVP in Guild Wars is that RP are characters that start as lvl 1 or 2. They can explore everywhere and have to do missions and fight, also getting elite armor. PVP is for ABing or unlocking skills. You only get main armour and you can only go in PVP areas. You can't do missions or quests and this is mostly used for Allaince Battling, which is a big help to your guild.

Unlike WOW, Guild Wars is very fun to play and you can easily exit out of it anytime except when in a mission. Though, WOW and GW have their good points, none is superior to the other except in opinions.
When your in guild wars alot of people use ingame terms e.g.

Blade: Hey, whats your build?
Kayden: *gives build* sorry man, I'm still unlocking my nec skills so my build sucks.
Blade: Well in the mish your good enough to protect Togo.
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Jeffree: Lets meet in GH to AB!Kurz rox! Lux sux.
Kameron: Kay. My friend is a lux tho so try not to say that alot.
MiMi: It's fine. I think im gonna visit isles though while you practice for the AB battle cause I need to choose my guild hall. I'll meet up in a few, good luck against the luxons.
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Kameron: DUDE THAT LUX SIN TOTALLY OWNED US
Mimi: We pwn
Jeffree: ugh im going on my war, he has good armour.
by Chibihime December 22, 2008
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Trench wars

Best Subspace server ever. Hosts over 250 different games and events.
I pop into Trench Wars to meet my squad and kick ass daily.
by Brisk June 5, 2004
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Barf Wars

A post-party activity (usually performed by college students) in which participants attempt to vomit more grotesquely than the other players. The winner is usually characterized by the loudest “gag” reverberation, and/or the player with the most vomit material produced. Frequently takes place over the edge of a balcony; preferably onto your neighbors patio furniture, or a well-groomed garden. Deriving its name from the infamous “Star Wars”, the game has been passed down through oral tradition in specific regions throughout California. Though the creator(s) are unknown, it is widely believed they expired from internal hemorrhage and/or alcoholism.
"Dude, Danny just projectile-vomited past that fern, so he is definitely the winner of Barf Wars."

"Darren almost died the last time we played Barf Wars."

"Steven never wants to play Barf Wars again; last time he shat his pants."
by Daniel Toon Capps May 14, 2008
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