A meatball Warning is now in effect for the tristate area. meaning there is potential for a plowable snowfall and the more meatballs you eat, the better our chances for snow! The impact would be from Sunday night into Monday. So if you want snow, eat meatballs from now until the timeframe mentioned above.
by ellipsoidal May 14, 2018
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"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
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