Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
by Yesdadyes January 04, 2020
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Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.
Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.
by Ham So Low November 05, 2022
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throat warmer

hey bro thanks for the throat warmer
by backslashslahsback February 09, 2021
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Throat Warmer

Noun: Any person who becomes very “clingy” toward their romantic partner in an unhealthy manner (as if latched to the person’s neck).
Yo bro, please tell your new girlfriend to give you some space! She’s being a bit of a throat warmer not letting you hang out with us this weekend!
by ValeK March 19, 2024
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Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.
Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
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Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.
coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*
by allmeraMIMI February 05, 2024
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Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.
Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.
by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023
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