Someone who pretends to be a drinker and drug user but is too pussy to inhale a joint or drink booze strait. Most of the time they'll just talk about how much they drink or smoke but can't be seen when it comes to actually doing these things.
"NUUH, I DWANK 15 PINTS OF VODKA LAST NIGHT THEN I SMOKED 60 SPLIFFS"
"Shut up Liam you wannabe waster"
"Shut up Liam you wannabe waster"
by Tedington December 14, 2006
Get the wannabe waster mug.1. n. An individual who does nerdy stuff like playing 8 hours of WoW a day, but is not smart. Usually the lowest of the low, seeing as real nerds don't need to act that nerdy.
1. John: Hey isn't that kid a nerd?
Bob: No, he isn't. He's not smart at all, he just skips school to play LoL all day. He's just a wannabe nerd.
Bob: No, he isn't. He's not smart at all, he just skips school to play LoL all day. He's just a wannabe nerd.
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A woman who can't make up her mind if she is a lesbian or not. Frequent "changing of teams", and ugly clothing are usually signs of this affliction.
My wannabe dyke neighbor dumped her "girlfriend" yesterday and now she hooked up with a dude again because he makes more money.
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Get the wannabe goth mug.Any person of non-Mexican origin who desperately imitates and copies aspects of Mexican culture. This may include watching soccer excessively, eating at primarily Hispanic restaurants, saying words and phrases in Spanish, and only socially interacting with Hispanics. Usually, they have very low self-esteem.
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Wannabe goths usually have long greasy black/brown hair, over sized band hoodies, cheap baggy pants finished with disgusting shoes that look like goth boots but are just fake.
this look is then accessorise with lots of chains dog collers and of course piercings sticking out of their pale garish make up with various Emo styled eyeliner that seeps past the end of their eyes and makes a couple of twist and turns before finally drifting off into their hair. They are also very depressed unlike real goths whome are not depressed they are just stuck with this label due to wannbe goths.
Also they believe bands such as Blink 182, Bowling for soup and Avril lavigne Goth music Which is NOT CORRECT.
So if these people are seen please tell them to hang around with real goths.
this look is then accessorise with lots of chains dog collers and of course piercings sticking out of their pale garish make up with various Emo styled eyeliner that seeps past the end of their eyes and makes a couple of twist and turns before finally drifting off into their hair. They are also very depressed unlike real goths whome are not depressed they are just stuck with this label due to wannbe goths.
Also they believe bands such as Blink 182, Bowling for soup and Avril lavigne Goth music Which is NOT CORRECT.
So if these people are seen please tell them to hang around with real goths.
by Debzy May 6, 2006
Get the wannabe goths mug.A wannabe valley girl is a prepubescent/pubescent girl that often inserts typical "valley girl" phrases such as like, totally, totes, omg, dude, etc. into their language at random intervals in attempt to seem more feminine and girly, and more appealing to boys of the same age. Often these girls are unwitting that they are making themselves sound like valley girls, but most of the time they are, and see valley girls as epitomes of femininity. However, wannabe valley girls usually get the opposite of their task (to get hot boys and seem more girly) accomplished, and succeed in making themselves look like complete and total dumbasses.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.
Wannabe valley girl: "Hey, like, dood, like, do you, like, totes, like, wanna go to the totes cray-cray, like, prom, with, like, me? Like, totes omg omg omg!"
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"
Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."
*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"
Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."
*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!
by an evil monkey December 9, 2013
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