Old mans wang

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

by mike January 6, 2004

Load Your Wagon

The act of taking a Wawa hoagie, (any variety) and inserting it, in its entirety, up your anus, in order to sneak said hoagie in to either a Phillies game or concert at the Mann Music Centre.

I'm hungry and we're late for the Bon Iver concert! The food at the Mann is so expensive. I might have to stop at Wawa and load your wagon honey. sorry.

by Be like water. September 17, 2012

Let it wang

a) to rage balls
b) to do fun drugs
c) to play music at full volume.

Did you see Freckles last night ? Yeah he was ALL fucked up screaming aND skateboarding around with a bottle of JameOh and two broads. He definitely let it wang , forsure.

by WhiskyRivers October 18, 2016

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

by PMax February 24, 2008

Wagon

a nice or fat ass

"damn that bitch got a WAGON"

by FagSniper63 June 18, 2020

Wangan Midnight: Maximum Tune

A street-racing game designed by Namco and released in 2004. The game involves racing at sports-car level speeds on the highways of Tokyo. Players can purchase cards similar to those of Initial D: Arcade Stage, which enable them to tune up their cars and save their game progress and personal top times.

Players race on courses upwards of 22 kilometers in length; in time attack mode, they can insert additional credits to play on a course that combines the game's four courses into a 60-kilometer super-highway. One particular course features the Wangan Line, a straight stretch of highway that goes on for about 6 kilometers.

The game is based off the manga "Wangan Midnight," which was produced from 1992 to 2005 and revolves around a high school student named Akio Asakura. He is the driver of the "Devil Z," a "haunted" and legendary racing vehicle.

This game is also known as simply Maximum Tune or WMMT.

<Random person A> Hey, did you lose your money or something?
<Random person B> No, I blew it all on Wangan Midnight: Maximum Tune.
<RPA> You mean that game that looks like Initial D?

by gs68 May 8, 2005

Caulk the wagon and float it

To take your time and be cautious when crossing rivers, but also not so cautious that you will only cross a river if there is a ferry present.

Originally a mindset used in the classic computer game The Oregon Trail, but can also be a way of life.

Don't be foolhardy and just try to ford the river. Take your time, be cautious, caulk the wagon and float it.

by Christian Suba December 9, 2008