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Wal-Mart Mafia

The third-shift of Wal-Mart Supercenter 1378 Goshen
That Wal-Mart Mafia are the most demented people around
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Wal-Martian 

An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.
"I tired of those freakn' Wal-Martians trying to get me to check out the isle of who gives a damn!"
Wal-Martian by Sean Dronia November 29, 2007

wal-mart feet

a person who is wearing flip-flops with really dirty feet
Dude that chick has some major wal-mart feet
wal-mart feet by Cee-Lo September 25, 2005

Wal-mart 

The social spot for the white trash.
Girl: Let's hang out.
Boy: Let's go to Wal-Mart then!
Girl: Yay!
Wal-mart by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005

Wal-Mart 

1:A gigantic store with nothing to buy and every time they remodel the inside their inventory gets smaller and the store seems to get larger.

2:Also after christmas it seems they forget all about stocking up on their inventory.

3:Departments that seem so far away that you need to have either walkie-talkees or cellphones if your in a party more than one in case one goes to the food and the other goes to the mens clothing and the other goes to electronics

4:Going in late at night. All those check-out lanes and only two ever seems to be open if you go in late at night and a:every employee seems to be watching you b:all the security cameras seem to be watching you and c:it seems like someone tails you every where you go. So why don't they just close it after 10 p.m like every other department store if they are that afraid of inventory shrinkage. and the final d:you seem to reach the check-out lane late at night at the exact time those only two lanes that are changing the money in the cashier forcing you to wait 30 minutes

5:It takes an average 15 minutes to find a parking space, 15 minutes to get into the store, 15 minutes to get to get to the department you want to get too inside Wal-Mart, 30 minutes in the check-out lane, 15 minutes to get back-out, and the final 15 minutes to figure out where you parked your P.O.S
Oh look it's tax free weekend and all those rednecks at the Wal-Mart

Wal-mart 

a place where if you shoplift, you are chased out to the parking lot by gaurds, slammed to the floor, and eventually suffocate to death.....
did u hear about dat guy who tried to steal s snickers from Wal-Mart??? they killed him....
Wal-mart by jubjub December 28, 2005