sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 29, 2020

Shack Wacker

The act of hitting a Juul Shack and a dab pen Wacker simultaneously.

“Bro did you see Abe hit that 10 second long shack Wacker?”
“Yeah bro he’s crazy”

by BGonzHoeeeee March 8, 2019

Wacker

A person, who is volunteer, part-time or call in the Fire or EMS service, or badly wants to be apart of such service and;
Always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts, plenty of stickers and too many lights on his car.

Wants everyone to know that they are Fire/EMS and are often found posting selfies in their Fire/EMS gear or uniform, despite the fact that their real job is at a supermarket or big box store.

"Hey look at that kid with his Saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by nhbra November 2, 2019

Wacker

Pathetic hacker who chooses to target those in the worst possible situation.

Wacker=wack

by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023

Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.

"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".

by JuliusSneezer November 29, 2016

wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017