one wipe challenge

When you only wipe your butt once a day no matter how many times you've pooped.

Matt was jubilant after he successfully completed the one wipe challenge.

by @salsaleg25 June 5, 2017

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wipeout

When a Surfer Falls of His/Her board.

"That Was One Sick Wipeout"

by Bob Marley May 13, 2005

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The first wipe after dropping a duce. This wipe is necessary in order for determining if further wiping of the ass is necessary. In rare instances of "the perfect shit," only the exploratory wipe will be necessary.

Jim: Last night Cody gambled and didn't take an exploratory wipe.

Steve: What happened?

Jim: Well, let's just say he crapped out.

by Boondock Drunks February 6, 2007

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no-wipe

The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.

Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!

by Moorebucks March 8, 2011

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pussy whiped

When a guy is completely controlled by his girlfriend and has no say in the relationship.

Man, Marielle's got Jake so goddamn pussy whiped!

by lmcx22 March 14, 2007

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safety wipe

The wipe that occurs hopefully after one finishes his last wipe of his shat in order to ensure the shit ticket is indeed un-skathed. This action will ensure not having a nasty case of ia

Dude, your walkin' like somebody just took a dremel to your kornhole.... sure you did the safety wipe?

by funEmahn August 31, 2004

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