Computer Vomit

When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.

I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!

by ccham March 12, 2011

Blur Vomit

1.What you say while drunk and about to pass out after someone asks you how you feel
2.When you are disgusted by what someone
says

1.Your drunk, are you ok?
Blur Vomit!

2.She's ugly, but I'd hit it
Blur Vomit!

by Russel0506 October 9, 2008

Purse Vomit

The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.

I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.

by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011

Thesaurus-vomit

When you just take random synonyms of a word and use them.

Don't just thesaurus-vomit.

by agentzane12124 November 16, 2018

Vomit Vagina

Letting someone throw up in a girls vagina, then eating her out.

Courtney Cordero is legendary for this

Eric why does your breath stank
I just gave Courtney a Vomit Vagina
Hell yea bro

by Orange Phantom May 12, 2009

Crotch Vomit

Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"

by invincible mandarin July 10, 2009

Vomit Fairy

If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the vomit fairy.

A - "I swear I puked last night, but my clothes are all clean."

B - "You got a visit from the vomit fairy."

by Siania December 9, 2008