minnesota vikings

The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.

Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"

by woody#1 March 1, 2009

Visigothan

Big mouthed goth who still feels bad about getting picked on in High School.

Visigothan is totally against Jocks and wants to curb stomp them for making his wear leather his whole life.

by Arshole August 23, 2003

Viking

New slang/street term for: Vicodin.

Usually used by people looking to trade sex for pills.

Also commonly used with the term Molly, as in the pure form of MDMA, or better known as Ecstasy.

A classic example came from a Craigslist post:

Looking for my friend Molly and her Viking friends. We like to hang out in the afternoon, about 40 mins before 5 o'clock. Since I like to party so much I'd like to know who else can come along. Respond and we can go from there.

by RoninDH October 10, 2010

ass viking

such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate

Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!

by Shad December 13, 2003

visigothan

Sad or pathetic, self delusional to the point of being comical, but not terribly amusing.

Fred was being so visigothan when I was trying to talk to some girls, I didn't know if I wanted to laugh at him or break his jaw.

by Sage-Maru May 11, 2004

screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.

Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

Viking Drunk

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.

"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"

by viking girl January 9, 2010