Vanilla whale

a fat virgin prostitute

God look at that fat girl is she a vanilla whale!

by Dr pen.is January 15, 2010

Vanilla Gorilla

A popular nickname of the NBA player Joel Pryzbilla, who is currently the starting center (7' 0") for the Portland Trailblazers.

"Joel Pryzbilla! The Vanilla Gorilla!"

by CouveTJ April 18, 2009

vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021

Vanilla Creamsicle

When you make a Popsicle out of your semen and insert it into the ass of your target, letting it melt. Then you lick it all out.

"Bro how did it go last night?"
"Went amazing, I gave her a Vanilla Creamsicle!"

by Papi2787 March 12, 2019

vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014

Vanilla Swirl

A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.

Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018

vanilla raspberry

The act of ejaculating inside a woman’s vagina and giving her a raspberry directly after.

“I gave Jessica a vanilla raspberry last night and she loved it”

by Scummycoaster January 10, 2019