Valeri

Valeri is a unique woman. She is usually short and very funny. She'll crack a joke at every opportunity that shows up to her. She's very wise . She is very talented at anything and everything. She is an artistic person and loves to talk a lot. She may seem shy at first ... but be aware that she is very talkative if you give her a few days. She has an amazing smile and she is very playful. But be careful... because once mad she is very wise into how to get through situations .

Get yourself a Valeri if you want to make it through this world.

by Someone’s Love November 23, 2021

Valerie

Valerie is a bald young girl with massive stompers, if you meet a Valerie in your life it is reccomended that you run in the opposite direction, if you compliment her beautiful features (bald) she will violently attack you, she has the singing voice of a cheese grater

Morbius : Did you guys see valerie her beautiful wig

Valerie : ITS NOT A WIG

by MassiveManBlalls December 13, 2022

Valerie

Valerie she's the girl of the class who's always fighting boys and talking about them too. She has a friend that's a boy and hates him too. Valerie is kind, hardcore, kind of a bitch, she's a little annoying hearing her voice over and over again but she is still someone you want to sit next to.

Hey that's Valerie right?
Yeah that's Valerie she's pretty funny

by Avacidis for lifeeeeee September 29, 2021

Valerie

The kind of girl who is cutest among all the other bitches at a particular location (like a restaurant, a friend's party, etc)

***approaching a girl***
Razer: Hey, excuse me, I just saw you over there and thought you looked really cute.
Girl: Thank you!
Razer: You must be a Valerie.
Girl: Valerie, what?
Razer: You know, the girl who's the cutest among all the other girls. That's what a Valerie is.

by King of Curses August 5, 2024

Valerie

Dependable Loyal Honest Trustworthy Loving

You can count on loyal Valerie.

by Mistysprit March 18, 2024

Valery

Valery is a nasty stank bitch who lies and cheats. You can never trust what she says or does. She will use her trauma to manipulate you and use you for your car. Never keep a Valery around, no matter if she's short or seems sweet, it'll fade away, and you'll see the real monster inside those dark evil brown eyes.

Girl: Did you see Valery at the skate park?
Boy: yeah, she stole my cigarettes and said she found my Instagram!
Girl: What a freak

by Lakelol May 25, 2022

Valerie

a loving and caring girl. Pretty black hair with brown eyes. Hard person to love. If you mess with her she will get revenge. She is either really short and really tall no in between. Hard to express her feelings. Such an amazing girlfriend and would give and do anything for you. Would love you dearly and check up on you 24/7 and doesn’t like getting ignored.

Valerie is the best girlfriend

by Ryanlovescats November 21, 2021