um im thirtheen

A way of flexing that your 13, and able to cum. Mainly used by the male gender, since we all know, females can't cum.

human1: LOL i bet ur like 9
human2: um im thirtheen

by pablo the picasso September 9, 2021

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

ume

the discordian

you are so ume

by anonymous October 29, 2023

ume

Ume describes the performance of the kitchen team of the HFD_2108 class during their concept week in May 2023 was exceptional. The team consisted of the legendary Linard, the all-mighty Fabio, the heroic Nicolas, the talented Pascal, the fabulous Silvan, and the two phenomenal Warans. Together, they astonished everyone and delivered a show that had never been seen before.

Hey alte häsch gseh, de Michi isch gester huere ume gsi.

by umedebre May 26, 2023

uh ums

jeans with no pockets

I am tired of buying jeans just to find out they uh ums when I reach for my pockets

by Ya ya k August 22, 2020

Um

Word of choice for people too stupid to speak English properly.

I um went to my friends and ummm… wow I am dUMb.

by Pandanator95 June 1, 2025

Um , oh.

This phrase is used by New Jersey residents when they do not want to address a topic. Pronounced umm awhhhh due to the accent of New Jersey.

Tanuj: Bro send me the homework!!
Ritvik: Um , oh.

by ButterflyGang June 11, 2020