Turtle

A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.

A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.

Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.

It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.

Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.

by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

turtle

a person that does not like to lunch out or a person that is openly against lunchin

basically, this person is a buzz kill.

The other day me and KJ were lunchin out, and Ralph decided to be a total turtle and take away our weed!

by Rachel Cox April 13, 2008

turtle

What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 16, 2005

turtle

Noun- walking soup mix

dude that turtle was delicious

by A Stillisano October 21, 2009

Turtle

A man wise beyond his years. Party animal and smooth operator. Wingman used to bring in that Schiesse (women, sex). Individualistic and righteous.

"I heard this guy up on Taylor Street was throwin a sick party with rediculous women..."
"Yea, that's Turtle"

by GioMoose April 1, 2009