Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

turning on the tap

The act of turning on a woman, so she becomes sexually aroused.

When I walk into a room, its like I'm turning on the tap for every girl.

by skaxx December 20, 2010

tucking

Tucking (or tuckin' depending on your Ghetto Level) means to be packing heat.

Dude #1: "Yo boyz go grab tha gats them fucka's be tuckin'"

Dude #2(different situation different dude): "Oooh no you didn't! Like Oh Mi Gawd, you better get out of my face because my boifriend is totally tucking!" (yes... this dude happened to be gay and have an unusually low Ghetto Level.)

by a dude who has hair September 8, 2004

Turning Red

A disney movie that’s coming out only on Disney plus on march 11th.

Amy: “Have you seen the trailer for turning red?”

“Yeah it’s coming out on March 11th!”

by The Alphabet Abcdefghijklmaop March 8, 2022

turning tree

A tree turning to fall colors or any tree which makes you turn your head to gaze at the beautiful colors it has turned to.

I loved your pictures of Main in the fall with all the turning trees.

"As fall doth raise it's solemn breeze,
And glazes gold majestic turning trees..."

by ishamor February 4, 2009

turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid December 27, 2008

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over

Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009