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Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.
Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day
by DirtyDeimund April 20, 2020
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steak knife tuesday

How you feel after nights out as you get older... Go out Saturday night, hungover Sunday, still rough Monday... Suicidal by Tuesday as you still feel horrific
"nah mate can't go out this weekend, got a meeting Tuesday"
"Tuesday?!"
"yea man I cant cope with another steak knife Tuesday"
by Lmlmoololol December 4, 2013
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See you next tuesday?

A seemingly innocent question, yet also a loosely veiled insult, posed to fellow participants after regularly recurring weekly activites.
by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021
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fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday

Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday
by Hi I'm bill May 13, 2018
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poopy tuesday

Dude i had a poopy tuesday in my pants!
by bagel fiend October 12, 2009
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suicide tuesday

A strong side effect of the drug xtc is a depletion of endorphins which can cause severe depression, fatigue, and hopelessness. "Suicide Tuesday" is the nickname given to the trend for people who use xtc all weekend committing suicide when they fully come down from the high on Tuesday.
Buddy was presumed dead after jumping from his parents third story apartment building. Doctors cite his frequent abuse of Ecstacy, or X, xtc, etc., in the sudden depression that was dire enough for him to take his own life. The police also claimed another victim with a similar case, marking the fourth Multiple-Suicide Tuesday the city has experienced this month.
by n!k May 3, 2004
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See You Next Tuesday

As an acronym it translates into C.U.N.T. or cunt. Great for inside jokes or snide remarks around the uptight.
"I'll call you back, the boss is beckoning. Ya, see you next tuesday! *laugh*"
by Jordan W June 27, 2006
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