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Get the Sam Turner mug.The belief that your social studies teacher is the best person to walk the earth. On the other hand the rival social studies teacher is the devil reincarnate
Cheezwhizaddict: Bro mr turner is such a nae nae turner!
Whoreepuke: yeah but mr. Demeter is totally not
Whoreepuke: yeah but mr. Demeter is totally not
by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020
Get the Nae nae Turner mug.Harold Turner, or Hal Turner, is an American white nationalist who hosts an internet radio talk show called "The Hal Turner Show" from his home in New Jersey.
Hal has made many threats towards judges and political figures, such as assassinations.
"We may have to ASSASSINATE some of the people you elect on Nov. 7! This could be your LAST ELECTION CHANCE, to save this Republic... Sorry to have to be so blunt, but the country is in mortal danger from our present government and our liberty is already near dead because of this government. If you are too stupid to turn things around with your vote, there are people out here like me who are willing to turn things around with guns, force and violence. We hope our method does not become necessary." -Hal Turner
He became famous on the internet after waves of DDoS attacks and website raids.
He's also a white supremacist who should be shot in the face.
See asshole.
Hal has made many threats towards judges and political figures, such as assassinations.
"We may have to ASSASSINATE some of the people you elect on Nov. 7! This could be your LAST ELECTION CHANCE, to save this Republic... Sorry to have to be so blunt, but the country is in mortal danger from our present government and our liberty is already near dead because of this government. If you are too stupid to turn things around with your vote, there are people out here like me who are willing to turn things around with guns, force and violence. We hope our method does not become necessary." -Hal Turner
He became famous on the internet after waves of DDoS attacks and website raids.
He's also a white supremacist who should be shot in the face.
See asshole.
Hal : "Hi, welcome to the Hal Turner Show, what's your name?"
Guy : "Eii, dis is Pedro, man"
Hal : "Get the fuck out and don't call back to this radio station you filthy spic"
Guy : "Eii, dis is Pedro, man"
Hal : "Get the fuck out and don't call back to this radio station you filthy spic"
by 我爱 January 24, 2008
Get the hal turner mug.a. The return, of skin, to it's normal state after being partially wrinkled by water or liquid based substance.
Antonym
Prune
Antonym
Prune
I spent two hours in the shower, but after drying off and using that lovely aloe and vitamin e lotion from The Body Shop™, my skin trunes beautifully.
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Get the Trundering mug.The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008
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