trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.

Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh

by chick1215 August 3, 2017

Snout trout

One who performs fellatio

“Ida Lupino was a snout trout. She blew him behind the food truck” (courtesy of James Ellroy, in his new book , “Widespread Panic”)

by AntoineStumpf June 30, 2021

Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Bitch Slapping the Trout

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013

trousered

completely and utterly trashed, drunk and/or drugged

man i was so completely trousered last night i pissed in my girlfriend's shoes

by SLaaDi February 10, 2004

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004