cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011

teep neep

The act of sex with very small male genetalia where the only person being pleased is the guy. A "harbaughism".

Bob got some teep neep last night. But don't tell his wife Janice.

by Fella123 November 30, 2015

Teep

A traditional style Muay Thai kick in which you raise your front knee and extend the ball of your foot forward.

Yo you just fucking teeped his fromt teeth down his throat.

by Crbarrett11 January 25, 2019

tree fity

three dollars and fifty cents.

I need about a tree fity

by Newman March 18, 2004

Tree Man

An individual that exhibits many of the positive characteristics of trees, such as a relaxed attitude, great listening ability and the unflinching inclination to help those around them. Their lives are also filled with many strange and quirky pursuits, which they engage in passionately.

Tree Man is just a chill dude, always playing Ultimate Frisbee and making mellow music on his Bass Clarinet.

by El Árbol December 20, 2012

tree fitty

(also known as $3.50)For all you people that watch South Park its what you don’t want to give that girl scout because its about that time you'll realize that’s not a girl scout that’s the lock ness monster and he'll keep coming back for more.

"what do you want lock ness monster" "i need about tree fitty"

by the Klave December 11, 2008

tree hugger

An Enviornmentalist

Hes such a tree hugger

by Nick April 17, 2003