crustacean transportation

1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.

2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.

Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."

"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."

by Danfield January 15, 2007

transformer

someone who is a friend in disguise, but really youre enemy, a backstabber, betrayal, player hater call it how you will.

you shouldnt chill with that dude anymore hes a transformer

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

bitch transformer

something Tom Servo will put you in when he's pissed off

Tom Servo: Where's my fuckin nachos?! I'll put you in the bitch transformer!!!!!!

by McJesusLips July 4, 2010

transportation

Dropping a tranny off at a seaport.

I engaged in transportation yesterday. The transsexual I ported yesterday was sweet and lovely.

by New Brunswick Station (subchat) April 19, 2006

Transformer

A Female Human who has the ability to somehow morph her looks from totally hot to totally ugly.

Jack: I took out that chick Debbie from accounting last night, what a letdown.

Mike: Oh man, she is so hot, how was it a letdown?

Jack: Nah man, not hot at all, shes a Transformer.

Mike: That Sucks.

by The Batman1 September 19, 2009

transformer

(Derogatory)
A teenager who is shunned by his peers for changing fashion styles far to often.

'Last week you were a goth, now you're a punk. you're a fecking transformer, piss off!'

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Ecuadorian Transport

When a dude cums into two girls' b-holes then sucks it out only to spit it into one of those skank's mouth. Skank #1 then spits it into skank #2's mouth who then spits it back in the dudes mouth. Then the dude spits it back into their b-holes.

Skank 1: OMG that sexy South American dude just gave me an Ecuadorian Transport!

Skank 2: Wow I wish my lame boyfriend could give me an Ecuadorian Transport. Now I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!

by up in that ass like a gerbil March 18, 2011