townie

a permanent(nonstudent) resident of a college town

Some townie was rambling about the parties held by students of the university being too loud.

by Light Joker April 16, 2005

townie

The stereo typical 'townie' is more than likely going to be exactly like the first statement.

The townie that is a townie because he/she lives in a town centre should not be stereotyped. These people are mostly people living off benifits and their children ofter grown up to be sucessful.

A fucked up Townie shagged a lass of the ages 6.

by Matthew Bonner September 27, 2003

townie

Okay, this is all extreme, some of the townies I know, aren't COMPLETE knobheads but then..some are.
They hate grungers. Think anyone who isnt wearing ugly, cheap ass clothing (no matter how much it cost it still manages to LOOK c.h.e.a.p) are grungers, or posh, innit?
(Innit really bugs me. In WHAT exactly? Or I reply sweetly, "It is.")
Listen to *shudder* "music."
Typical townie music is: Fittty Ceant, Blazin' Squad, Sean Paul Kiss 100 etcetera.
How to recognise a twonie near you:
Wel, enough has been said about townies out and about before me. So here's how you recognise a townie ONLINE.
Their Msn screen name is something like:
uR ClOthEs lOok GoOD... bUt tHeY wOuLd lOok bEttEr oN mY bEdRoOm fLOoR!!111
Accompanied by some stars or hearts or kisses, if they happen to be girls. Their profiles will include some of their hobbies too:
"Goin Destiny*" "Boys/Girls" "Ma phone"
Boys will include something about rapping, "hacking" etc.

Shout out to the person/people? (Man Bon and Kin Mun) who mentioned Harrow Tube Station. Cool place for grungers. (a hella lot of fit dudes up there, which is always a plus.) Live just near it. :P Come stalk me. Of course, the best place to go is Camden.
If you happen to be a townie, the best place to go where people of your kind gather is Watford, the Harlequin Centre.

*Destiny is a townie scum nightclub in watford. If you want to see enough fake burberry to last you a life time go here.

Just..go to destiny.

by One more time with feeling October 17, 2004

Townie

A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.

Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.

Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.

They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.

Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.

Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.

Go to any Weatherspoon's pub and you'll see them there.
Huddersfield is full of them!

by Ben Brazier November 30, 2004

townie

Someone who has never lived outside of their hometown or county. They often consider themselves to be popular members of the community, yet they are willfully ignorant of the fact that no one knows, or cares, who they are outside of their home turf. They also like to give life advice, although their life experience is based on only a handful of local towns and villages.

"Here comes Roger... another hick townie nobody."

by Omniscientific July 11, 2019

Townie

Usually goes arround asking for fights. Ususally types like this 'BIg uP To Me m8s iN DuRhAm'
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.

"Ear ya gay bogger"
"Go cut ya hair ya fucking smelly daft gay little boggas"

by Scarred April 14, 2004

townie

Like a pikey (2), just usually without the stealing, and a tiny bit more intelligence.

How many townies does it take to change a lightbulb?

5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"

by Rine July 10, 2004