Townie

A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.

Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.

Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.

They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.

Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.

Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.

Go to any Weatherspoon's pub and you'll see them there.
Huddersfield is full of them!

by Ben Brazier November 30, 2004

Townie

Usually goes arround asking for fights. Ususally types like this 'BIg uP To Me m8s iN DuRhAm'
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.

"Ear ya gay bogger"
"Go cut ya hair ya fucking smelly daft gay little boggas"

by Scarred April 14, 2004

townie

aka scally (in Manchester). Don't ya just love 'em? Err let's see... someone who hates anyone that looks slightly different, is smart and doesn't repeat what you've just insulted them with because they can't think of anything remotely witty. Also they think it's big and clever to act hard in front of their friends... until you beat the crap out of them. I really can't get enough of scallies, they're so much fun : )

*scally stands in front of me on the stairs giggling like a school girl and shouting his mates while pointing at me ... scally gets thrown down the stairs and never comes near me/looks me in the eye again*

by -|-nAt-|- April 22, 2004

Townie

Pile of shit ~ people from eir og Ennis

Pile of shit and can’t hurl for their life

who’s ur wan ? Fcking townie

by Y tho _ March 2, 2019

townie

Like a pikey (2), just usually without the stealing, and a tiny bit more intelligence.

How many townies does it take to change a lightbulb?

5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"

by Rine July 10, 2004

townie

Someone who has never lived outside of their hometown or county. They often consider themselves to be popular members of the community, yet they are willfully ignorant of the fact that no one knows, or cares, who they are outside of their home turf. They also like to give life advice, although their life experience is based on only a handful of local towns and villages.

"Here comes Roger... another hick townie nobody."

by Omniscientific July 11, 2019

Townie

Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass

normal person:Townies suck dick
Townie:Thats not funny i am telling my mum

by Townie yhater April 6, 2004