Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

totally

utter and complete
to claim that a conlusion has been reached of grandoise proportions through using the least grandiose language imaginable

Without: "Not only have I passed my graduation and earned a place at the most prestigious educational institution in the country, I also achieved the higest results in the entire class and have bettered the school's highest ever grade. I'm extatic about the result and wish to take you all for drinks on me"

With: "I totally nailed my grad!! (~dude) Lets get fu##ing trashed!! (~dude)"

by dj_djdk December 28, 2005

Total Request Live

One of the crappier shows on MTV

See TRL

by rock fan February 18, 2003

T Total

A person that does not drink for reasons such as; not liking alcohol or stopping drinking.

My friend isn't drinking anymore, he's going t total.

by Goooose February 24, 2011

total muppet

An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.

"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."
"You total muppet."

by OverEngineer December 8, 2005

totaling the expenses

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

by jac17 December 9, 2008

total top

A rump-spelunker who only puts his penis in the rear of fellow men. He does not take it from behind under any circumstances; unless he is presented with a powertop. (See definition powertop)

Hey man, 28, blue/brwn, 7" cut total top!

by geebee June 16, 2004