Not today, Fred

A motto used by protesters who oppose Fred Phelps

Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."

by ninjapuppy February 28, 2010

Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo

A man begins to have anal sex with a woman wearing a condom. He then pees in the condom while it's in the woman's Brown Hole and ties it off while it's still inside her. He then finds an Asian (any Asian will do) lays her underneath the anally violated woman and punches the woman in the ass causing a shitty urine like enema that unloads on the Asian below.

Asian: "Why do you want me to lay down under this woman's butthole?"
*Man punches woman in ass
Asian: "Nooo, it's worse than Godzilla poo"
Thus completing a Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo"

by Chadizghey June 14, 2011

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.

His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

by Wordoc December 2, 2013

Over the Sweater Good Morning Tokyo

When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.

Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.

by nekoparc5 November 10, 2014

suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017

Tokyo Drift

When one is participating in a Devil's Threeway and accidentally enters the other man's anus.

I was having the best threeway of my life until I Tokyo Drifted. Chad's never looked at me the same.

by thekidgenius September 26, 2018

toka

oyyyy, shame shame on you! your gonna get in trouble!

Oy............ toka! You're ganna get it!

by Chaud May 1, 2005