1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
Get the Toilet Crumsmug. One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!
by Telephony November 15, 2010
Get the toilet musclemug. -noun
An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.
An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.
Chad: Holy shit dude, did you see that fat dude in that stall over there through the cracks? He was freakin' huge!
Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!
Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!
by jclk March 27, 2008
Get the Toilet Floppermug. A loose girl or woman. A slut. A female who is not very choosy about who is shooting semen into her. Sperm toilets are commonly found in nightclubs, bars, concerts, St. Patrick's Day parades, colleges and universities.
Sperm toilets make excellent temporary girlfriends because they all swallow.
Sperm toilets make excellent temporary girlfriends because they all swallow.
That bar is full of young sperm toilets.
Wow, John's new girlfriend is the same sperm toilet who
blew us under the boardwalk last week.
Look! That sperm toilet just threw up green beer and semen.
Wow, John's new girlfriend is the same sperm toilet who
blew us under the boardwalk last week.
Look! That sperm toilet just threw up green beer and semen.
by Louis P. July 17, 2006
Get the sperm toiletmug. When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.
by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006
Get the Desecrated Toiletmug. A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.
1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
Get the sperm toiletmug. by CHONKÉ September 23, 2019
Get the Nigga Toiletmug.