Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel

by DJRoms December 3, 2020

all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"

Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.

Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.

by fanglekai April 4, 2009

ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.

ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.

by thoribae October 11, 2018

Brave Little Toaster

having sex with a person in a coma while shocking them with the defibrillation paddles

Back when he was a resident, Parker used to BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER bitches in the vegetable ward all the time...

by T. L. Jones August 3, 2008

toasters, the

The original and greatest American ska band of all time.

Reel Big Fish is nothing compared to the blinding ska power of The Toasters. See, ska power is a play on words for raw power... hehehe

by Rauko April 16, 2004

Toaster

Someone who smokes marijuana

He listens to a lot of jazz, he must be a toaster.

by waxpane June 1, 2019