A highly risky.....but frickin awesome relationship.
Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.
Most people have fantasized about it.
Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.
Most people have fantasized about it.
Teacher: Michelle, I'll need to see you after school about your homework
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
by heypresto December 6, 2010
Get the Student Teacher relationship mug.PE teacher If a female- a generally fat old lady who looks like she has never ever done any exercise. If a male- a gaunt looking man who is a failed sportsman due to either laziness, underachievment or injury
by Holzy20031 April 6, 2006
Get the PE teacher mug.A rhythm found in emergency departments, predominantly in the western and southwestern United States. "Tach" is slang for the prefix "tachy-", which means "abnormally rapid".
CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.
INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.
USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.
Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...
"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"
Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...
CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.
INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.
USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.
Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...
"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"
Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...
Tony... Dr. Kootersplat... Call a code and get the rash cart to Med-2 STAT... better get a splinter-removal tech down here, too... the lady just went into I-Tach.
by Mike Morgan December 26, 2004
Get the I-Tach mug.a parli teacher is someone who works at parliament hill school. They are either a bitch or can be super nice. They perform the best pantomime’s but they are all snakes. They suck up to the year 7s and think they are so cool.
by Samthphike December 21, 2019
Get the parli teacher mug.If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
Get the The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers mug.The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.
Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that
by ILL BE THERE November 19, 2019
Get the Substitute teacher mug.Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.
Example...
Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!
Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!
Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!
Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!
by HappyGirl1993 October 25, 2010
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