Keith Gill

Slayer of shorts. Legend among men.

I wish I was like Keith Gill so I could stop being poor

by daithi2 April 29, 2021

Keith/ Baz

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.

When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"

by janda2020 September 6, 2020

Keith Arsewank

American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.

Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.

by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023

keith (real)

the actual keith yes i am here

HEY LOOK ITS ME!!! keith (real) FROM DISCORD!!!

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

Keith Maple

Weed Term. The act of rolling a joint and dipping it in some maple syrup (excluding the roach) only a thin coat and then dabbing the joint in keith until it is covered. When you then smoke it it tastes of maple syrup while still fucking you up.

Yo jay wanna go for a keith maple after school tommorow?

by BlaxBro April 19, 2018

keith melbourne

A man with a larger than normal head

Your man form tipp is an awful Keith Melbourne

by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019

chase keith

Chase keiths often have musical talent. They are hilarious to be around and ultimately a good friend. People may say they are full of them selves or 'hollywood,' but they just like to be right. It's not necessarily a bad thing.

Dude, that Chase Keith guy is the shit. He really is my idol.

by kaylaMae June 14, 2017