killa Cali

Great Nor-Cal weed. NOT so cal.... in fact... fuck so cal weed.

Blaze up that killa cali chronic!!!

by Milanzo June 11, 2006

cali props

source: BMD1
cal*i props {kal-ee props}
n.
1. Regards exchanged between native Califonians.
2. Top honors reserved for only the hyphiest things.
3. Proper respect given to something that is innately Californian.
4. Real estate of the highest value in arguably the best place in the world.

We exchanged cali props and proceeded to run game on every breezy in the bar.
We were thizz'n off the pure cali props of 3' of bluebird powder at Squaw.
We all know nor cal kriptonite gets cali props no doubt.
We bought cali props and felt poor but got hella rich.

For further clarification please see
NICKLEBERRYCHICKENSCRATCH

by BMD1 July 15, 2008

cali clam

when you stick your penis in sand and insert it in your partner without lube

man i gave her the cali clam at the beach last night

by zac1965 October 28, 2007

Cali Roll

A blunt that is wasted by fools who are too scared to smoke a blunt in it's entirety. Not actually called cali rolls in real life. One cuts a rolled blunt into a few proportionate pieces, each person in the session receives one piece. The pieces are smoked out of a bong. While it is true that you can get just as high as you would from smoking a full blunt, it is against the blunt religion to chop it up. Grow some balls, smoke a fat blunt.

Guy 1: Hey bro, go get the scissors

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Lets chop this blunt fool, CALI ROLLS!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that shits hella gay.

Guy 1: No way man its hecka cool cause i saw someone else do it!!!

by AntiTHAT June 30, 2009

Degrees Cali

The degrees of temperature Californians measure the climate in. Because they live in such a warm place, they become cold at unusually high temperatures. Thus, when converted to degrees Cali, 47 degrees Fahrenheit is 32 degrees Cali, 60 degrees Fahrenheit is 45 degrees Cali, etc. However, once you get to about 75-100 degrees Fahrenheit, the conversion stays the same.

"Omg it's so cold right now."
*looks at phone* "it's 47 degrees"
"That's sooooo cold!"
"It's like freezing in the midwest and east coast right now..."
"It's freezing HERE right now!"
"Yeah I guess it is in degrees Cali"

by LiveXAndXLearn December 28, 2011

cali love

Someone named Cali Love is usually a stoner and a bitch. She’s beautiful and loves to sit around and do nothing.

“Look at cali love! Shes lookin good.

by Lime squeeze June 28, 2019

bloomington,cali.

a city close to fontana,california with the smallest possible population. all of the 7-8th graders go to bloomington middle school,all of the 9-12 graders go to bloomington high school. a large bridge connects the rest of bloomington to bms and bhs on the other side.

where do yoe live

bloomington,cali.

by saucy phion lion May 10, 2011