Tineke

Tineke is a dutch name, she is a quiet but sweet girl. She likes to keep to herself with strangers and people she doesn’t know all to well but as soon as she gets comfortable she is super funny and an all around great friend. She is really understanding and accepting. She is beautiful inside and out. You would be lucky to have a friend like her!🍀

1: Did you talk to Tineke yesterday?
2: Yeah she was pretty shy but really kind!

by YouGotaFriendInMe<3 November 24, 2021

Laying tile

Laying Tile is the act of giving a boss or superior a blow job.

The reason the toes of his boots are worn off is because he has been in the office Laying Tile.

by Real definition man January 17, 2018

TIlkin

An unscrupulous person with no morals.

He is such a tilkin.

by Some Guy February 20, 2004

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008

telekinises

A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

by Tomas Leonardo July 30, 2008

telekaDEATH

MewTwo has nothingon my superior Smash Skillz!!! I shall donminate you ALL!!!

HAR HAR I Telekanesis!
Reply*---HAHAHA telakaDEATH!!!


~Suckit~

by great White hope June 16, 2004

Timekeeper

A referee or clock stopper in a game, particularly soccer/football.

"The Timekeeper in this game is terrible!"

by Timekeeper September 6, 2007