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Clicking Meal Ticket 

What you are when you run out of ammo in a zombie survival game. The sound of the gun clicking brings all the zombies forth. It's their dinner bell. This is incredibly problematic when at higher levels in Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. All you can do is run in fear as your empty chamber clicks away.
Random 12 year-old: Shit man, Fuck. Im out of damn ammo.
Mature Adult: Hahaha. You are now a Clicking Meal Ticket!
Clicking Meal Ticket by Soreru September 18, 2014
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my meal ticket 

The Career or Careers that will make you financial gain. The Career that will put food on your table.
Making Beats is my meal ticket.

Dumb nigga lottery ticket 

When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid
Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"

Two-way ticket 

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.
Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?
Two-way ticket by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

keep it a ticket 

To keep it even more than a buck or a stack.
My dude let me keep it a stack nah, let me keep it a ticket.

wolf ticket 

The phrase "wolf ticket" is the result of a misunderstood African-American slang expression for the practice of verbal intimidation, "sellin' woof tickets," that was incorrectly transposed by whites. Over time, the corrupted nomenclature has become accepted terminology.

"Woofing," or "woofin'," like "signifyin'" and "talkin' trash," is part of the African-American oral tradition. The term is derived from the onomatopoeic expression of the sound of, for instance, a junkyard dog barking to ward off potential intruders.

"Sellin' woof tickets" is engaging in threatening or intimidating verbal aggression, usually without the intent of actually doing physical harm. In West African and African-American cultures, verbal sparring and physical displays traditionally were employed as proxies for physical violence to preserve life and maintain peace and order. Woofin' also can be a means of "calling someone out," of challenging an opponent to a verbal or physical match.

See also "playing the dozens."

A wolf ticket is also a counterfeit ticket or bogus entry pass to an event, like a rock concert or an athletic contest, sold by a scalper.

(My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)
"Man, Butterball's on the corner sellin' woof tickets. Let's go watch!"
wolf ticket by deeceevoice September 14, 2004

Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".
Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS
Poon Ticket by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007