HATE TO THINK

1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations

2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.

1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.

2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky

by twinkmasterbaby December 04, 2006

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Stink and Think

When at work you take an extra long bathroom break to enjoy some alone time.

I'll be back in an hour or so, I gotta go stink and think.

by stinkerthinker April 25, 2018

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thinking joke

when someone makes a double decker triple layered analysis-required joke that you need a harvard phd to understand

joe: man, this weather feels like someone ate a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
joe: yes
john: fuck you

by Duck0321 January 31, 2022

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Charge thinking

when you use your thoughts repetitively and collect many aspects of an idea or image

One glance at my girlfriend and I began charge thinking of us being in a mansion in the Hamptons.

by 100Nate October 01, 2017

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Think Center

A place that anyone may go To collect their thoughts, ponder on subjects, and generally think.

To present oneself with an idea would be to think it.
The past-tense of thinking of something while in a Think Center would be to `Thinked`it.

To be Think Centered is to have elevated thought activity than normal.

Think Centers can be anywhere that accumulates higher levels of thought for one or more people, than a general area.

Examples: schools, desks, quiet places, classrooms, natural areas, Etcetera.

Think Centers are not officially established nor approved by any figure of authority. Their location are places of preference by any individual.

I thinked of a great idea!

Give me a second, I`m Think Centered

I cant`t do my math homework here, so I`m going to my Think Center.

I went to my Think Center alone because nobody else can be Think Centered there but me.

by Definitions Mechanicalized November 03, 2011

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