thinking joke

when someone makes a double decker triple layered analysis-required joke that you need a harvard phd to understand

joe: man, this weather feels like someone ate a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
joe: yes
john: fuck you

by Duck0321 January 30, 2022

Thinking Moron

A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.

Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

conditioned thinking mind

A.K.A: CTM

A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.

Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.

by CountKram July 24, 2015

Charge thinking

when you use your thoughts repetitively and collect many aspects of an idea or image

One glance at my girlfriend and I began charge thinking of us being in a mansion in the Hamptons.

by 100Nate October 1, 2017

Oreo thinning

When someone makes something worse for you and pitches it as if it works to your advantage, like how Oreo charges more money for Oreo thins even though you literally pay more money for less cookie.

Chad: Hey man, look at this new job posting! They're making me design a webpage AND write the code for it, it's like two jobs in one!

Kyle: Nah man, they're just cutting corners and being cheap about it. That's a job meant for two people, they're totally oreo thinning you.

by potato874 July 8, 2019

herd thinking

people who don't think for themselves and follow the herd.

I just follow the last guy, I'm herd thinking

by uuuddd July 17, 2020

gigi (thinking emoji)

umm. faxxx. gigi is a girl whos brain actually hasnt developed yet, but shes always trying her best. her race is mexican and shes white. her good grades at school make her the 2nd albert einstein and she has already won a nobel prize by discovering time zones and the east and west coast. she is really good at cooking instant meals. her name reminds me of a dog with white crust in their eyes idk. but. we all love gigi because shes an absolut comedian and makes us always laugh. she also has short term memory loss so when you ask her something it usually takes 1-2 hours for her to answer. gigi is bae.

do you know gigi (thinking emoji)? gigi who? gigi my g.

by vickiloverbae123 February 23, 2021