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The breaks

1) The football team thats down 7-0 in the fourth quarter recovers a fumble. "That's the breaks."

2) "Hey, man. What's up?"

"I just met this girl. She's perfect. I love her."

"That's great. Congrats. You ask her to marry you?"

"Yeah. She said no."

"Ouch. Those are the breaks."
by S. Writer July 4, 2008
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beat the breaks off

1.East St Louis slang for whooping somebodys ass.

2.To fuck really hard.
He beat the breaks off that weak nigga.

I'd beat the breaks off of her.
by A-Bomb TGN August 11, 2005
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Them's the breaks

How tory scum summarize years of tyranny suffered at their own gammony hands
So I drop-kicked a disabled person and stole the last £5 from a single mum's purse. Them's the breaks!
by RavingJezebel July 7, 2022
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The Breaks

An 80's rap song from Kurtis Blow. It is recommended that you listen to it for yourself to understand what it truly means.
"Clap y'hands everybody, if you got what it takes....'cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want'chu t'know that these are the breaks!"
-beginning of The Breaks

You want an example of this song? Play Grand Theft Auto : Vice City!
by Dave January 15, 2004
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Beat the Brakes off

The act of plowing a chick really hard.
Da Money:"Man I would totally Beat the Brakes off that shit!"
RoQ:"Shyeah!"
by Brandaminator October 5, 2006
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Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.
"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004
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beat the brakes

To really fuck somebody up. F/ Blackus Americanus Alley Mechanicosus (Have you ever seen someone try to get old brakes off of a vehicle? Then you understand the term)
by Ben Munchen July 25, 2008
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