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Muppet Bloat

A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.
Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.
by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022
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Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.
im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones
by CptSpaceManatee November 3, 2023
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cunt muppet

1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.

2. a term of affection.
1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."

2. "I love you, cunt muppet."
by Kunttray April 21, 2005
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matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.
My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.
by JJhung October 18, 2009
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northern muppet

A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats
by Goldenhill July 27, 2004
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Lust Muppet

1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity
That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.

After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet
by clichedguy February 5, 2006
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muppet smile

The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.
*scrolls through Instagram feed "Oh look Rachel's doing the muppet smile. What a dissappointment
by Maccyd November 6, 2015
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