I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
Get the Hey Squidward shut the fuck upmug. by Jesus003 July 16, 2025
Get the Squidwardingmug. When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022
Get the Squidward Syndromemug. mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
by Jumpa Brim March 10, 2022
Get the The Squidwardmug. by Casper! August 21, 2025
Get the Squidward Effectmug. Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
Get the Squidwardmug.