Network Rail

The woefully inept organisation responsible for managing rail infrastructure and major mainline railway stations in the UK.

"Hey, did you hear about Network Rail's latest initiative, Project SPEED?"

"The idea of Network Fail and anything remotely speedy is laughable"

by nwep October 16, 2020

Network Nazi

A pejorative term for a network executive

Shows that are funny are often overtly censored or canceled by the network nazis.

by stillravenmad August 5, 2008

Network Administrator

A male who hangs out with far too many facially ugly women. See also: Network.

Chase is the biggest Network Administrator I've ever met.

by Handsome P. Beautiful May 13, 2003

neural network

A way of doing AI.
It's rally cool.
You can teach it anything.
If you give it enough
time, information and space
it would be as smart as you
(or eaven smarter...)

Neural Networks rules

by Niklas Ulvinge May 23, 2005

Cheating Network

Cheating Network is a lame ass site full of nerds and crap ass coders.

They are full of viruses, lies and stuff.

It's also a copy of the Tubby Network

kid- Do you go to Cheating Network (cheatingnetwork.net?) ???
kid #2- HELL NO! I go to tubbynetwork.au.tt where the REAL bots are.
kid- k..

by CNSucksyeah October 30, 2010

Network Nazi

1. A slang term used to describe the local or remote IT administrator. Often used by user who posses little or no techincal knowledge combined with complete discrespect/disregard for corporate IT policies.
2. An underapreciated and underpaid IT aministrator who deals with Stupid users all day ( the ones who need to use a guide to send an email...or the ones who accidentaly move folders on files shares) and manages not to call them fuktartds or LUsers. To get back at them he fully enforces the corporate IT policy.
3. An overpaid babysiter- charged with the task of making sure users dont fuck shit up.
4. A liason between HR/Legal or Departmental Managers and the users- often the one who has to play the role of the "bad guy"

User on phone to cyber girlfriend ( who is probaly a man in real life...)- "The Network Nazi removed IM so I cant cyber with you during work"

User to Manager:
The Network Nazi made me change my password again... and I cant remeber all 8 letters so i couldnt run the report."

The Network Nazi removed all of my passwords i had taped to my monitor.

by hollatronix August 2, 2008

OWN Network

A channel owned my Oprah Winfrey it's acronym stands for Oprah Winfrey Network.

I am going to watch Why Not on the OWN Network channel.

by Mrs Gadzoomoheimer April 3, 2011