muppets on ice

Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet

Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!

by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 20, 2019

Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.

im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones

by CptSpaceManatee November 3, 2023

cunt muppet

1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.

2. a term of affection.

1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."

2. "I love you, cunt muppet."

by Kunttray April 21, 2005

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009

northern muppet

A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats

Sulky is a northern muppet

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

muppet smile

The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.

*scrolls through Instagram feed "Oh look Rachel's doing the muppet smile. What a dissappointment

by Maccyd November 6, 2015

Lust Muppet

1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity

That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.

After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet

by clichedguy February 5, 2006