mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"

Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."

by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021

mommy hours

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.

I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.

by bawtx May 12, 2011

scary mommy

a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog

Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick

scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER

by lil pickle bro August 4, 2019

harder mommy

When a female puts a dilldo up a person's hole and not going hard enough so they say harder mommy

Rebecca: harder mommy~

Y/n: 0kah

by DORER December 29, 2020

Mommy Ann

1.a silly and most annoying woman that is suppose to be your grandmother, but because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a Mommy Ann. Emphasis on the word mommy. 2. Another way for a parent to humilate their child and to incorporate their AB/DL identity into society while blaming it on their child. 3.A clue your parent might be an AB/DL / pedosexual

sarah may spend the weekend with her grandmother, and joe larry stays with his Mommy Ann.

by noLIMITsouljagirlz May 9, 2009

tommy mommy

A tomboy MILF: A mature woman who has had children who other men would like to have sex with. A tommy mommy usually has short hair and a very dominant, forward personality.

Bill: "Bakugou's mom, from My Hero Academia, sure is a hot MILF."
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"

by Nancho Party July 16, 2020

mommy's boy

A mommy's boy is a boy or a man who has a very close relationship with his mother. As an adult, a mommy’s boy may talk to his mother on a daily basis and spend more time with her than some consider normal.

It's too bad, when you decided to marry your "mommy's boy" that you didn't realize how things would inevitably turn out.

by must.aculo.us May 11, 2008