Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.

This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.

by duckkiller June 9, 2013

nonce island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

green island

a little town where sluts are orange and go tanning 3 times a day. there is not one clean girl in the entire "island". Home of the Heatly Hornets. More like Heatly WHOREnets.

nasty whores. don't ever bring your man there... he may never come back.

look how orange that girl is. she must be from green island.

by deadass though. mad slutty March 14, 2011

island hopper

A woman who teases many men by flirting with them and not making up her mind as to who she likes.

"Hey! She was just flirting with me yesterday!"..."Yea dude she's an island hopper."

by W1LDC4RD October 15, 2006

fishers island

a hella preppy island that is tiny, but in the summer feels ten times larger. it gets a ton of shit because its basically just a smaller and less public version of the Hamptons, but it's a good time. everyone is decently rich, but we don't really bother flaunting it as much as some other summer communities. if you have friends, the summers are soo fun, but if you aren't friends with the people your age, it can be really boring. fun usually means getting high or drunk on one of the beaches and then sleeping over at a friends house for the night, and then proceeding to bike home at 7 am because you forgot about your job.

also, theres two main country clubs that are verryyyy different. Hay Harbor is smaller and more kid friendly, and you'll probably enjoy doing tennis there until you're about 16. The Big Club is a lot harder to get into, and is mainly for golf but people go to the beach as well. they're both pretty fun, but for different things.

the island is really just a bunch of privileged, private school kids pretending they didn't get high right before dinner at the club. its fun to grow up at though. if you make good friends, they'll be there for the rest of your life.

(most likely at a prep school campus, such as westminster or st. pauls)

hey, I summer in the Hamptons, bow bout you?

I have a house on fishers island that I go to in the summer. its really small, but a good time.

oh yeah, I've heard of that... do you know *a name you dont know*, I think they go there.

by lovelyprep October 3, 2018

Redemption Island

That bitchy place where Survivor becomes pointless, and you lose as soon as you get the chance to go back in the game again (ala Ozzy and Matt).

At Redemption Island:

Francesca: I got voted out.
Matt: I did too.
Francesca - Lost
Russell - Lost
Kristina - Lost
Krista - Lost
Stephanie - Lost
Sarita - Lost

Matt is back.

...

Matt: I got voted out.
David: Me too.
Mike: Me three?
Matt: WTF? This aint no duel wit 3 peeps

by GoForTheGoalBiz December 2, 2011

Cock Island

Someone who your ex-spouse has sex with after a breakup

She's gone to cock island

by someguy76134 December 13, 2017