David

David.. how can one even begin to describe a David. He is so handsome and so funny. He will have you smiling all day.. that’s if you get a chance to hang out with him since he’s usually always busy. But if he’s head over heels for you he will definitely make the time regardless if he’s super tired from work/school. A simple guy, a daydreamer (you’ll notice he tends to be in his head a lot) great listener but also a chatter box when he’s in a silly mood, optimistic, and a bit of a flirt even if he doesn’t notice. He can charm just about anyone with his smile and his big brown eyes, it’s hard not getting stuck in them. David makes a great friend and spouse but if you have him as both well let me just say you are so LUCKY!!

David is sooooo cute!!!!

by imjustalittlesecret May 4, 2019

David

this mothafucka loves fortnite and hes tall as fuck

guy:David, are you playing Fortnite?

David:yes

Guy:predictable

by AnzoDictionary September 27, 2018

Davidism

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

by Follower of David January 10, 2020

david

brown hair, attractive, looks like a sloth and does very well with girls with big lips.

"oh what a babe! he is a david"

by dora lopez March 17, 2010

David

A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.

david trustworthy

by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 18, 2011

David

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.

Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.

by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

david

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"

Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK

by alphateam123 February 8, 2019