jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohn December 23, 2010

Moscow Blizzard

A prank when a group of guys jizzing on a unsespecting friends pillow

Nicks pillow just had a Moscow blizzard

by Carlosbaseball22 September 12, 2013

Carolina Blizzard

A weather phenomenon where it snows a few flurries, all the bread and milk disappear from stores, and people drive 30 mph under the speed limit (and sometimes still end up in a ditch).

Me: "I'm going to be late coming home because it's snowing a little."

Mom: "Can you go by the store to get some milk?"

Me: "Are you kidding? It's a Carolina Blizzard, there's nothing left!"

by Wilsr1 January 15, 2011

Arabian Blizzard

When You throw Sand in a girls eye and then fuck her

i threw some sand in that bitches eye and gave her the old Arabian blizzard . then i watched trapped in the closet by R Kelly.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.

The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010

Di'ck blizzard

When you stick your male specimen into an ac unit (or freezer) and ejaculate on your partners face.

After it was gettin hot and heavy I told ma gurl sherry to get her ski goggles ready bc I'm about to give ya a di'ck blizzard.

by Jaxxx Frost June 18, 2016

Sloppy Blizzard

The act of giving a Sloppy Blizzard has two parts: one you must receive a blow job. once you cum all over the whores face you white wash the bitch to wipe all the man juice off her face

"Bitch complained 'bout the cold so I gave her a Sloppy Blizzard"

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn yooo"

by siberian prisoner October 7, 2008