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Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
by Piranha March 24, 2008
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Bible study

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.
by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010
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bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.
"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"
by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006
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bible belt

The Confederecy.
by Screamapillar March 3, 2004
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bible dumping

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.
Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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Bible Spice

Name of someone who is also known as a bible thumper or holy roller.
Wow that Sarah Palin is quite the Bible Spice isn't she.
by Twatever October 29, 2008
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Bible thumper

An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.
As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"
by toolguru November 12, 2007
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