A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
by Piranha March 24, 2008
Get the Bible Thumpermug. 1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010
Get the Bible studymug. by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006
Get the bible jockeymug. The Confederecy.
by Screamapillar March 3, 2004
Get the bible beltmug. Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.
Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.
Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.
Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
Get the bible dumpingmug. by Twatever October 29, 2008
Get the Bible Spicemug. An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.
As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"
by toolguru November 12, 2007
Get the Bible thumpermug.