Bible study

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.

Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.

by Outside Onlooker June 28, 2010

bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

by 1pwnj3$u$ October 07, 2006

bible belt

The Confederecy.

It's not good to be a black person in the Bible Belt.

by Screamapillar March 03, 2004

Bible

Christian book of mythology, rules, songs, and recipes. The Bible also includes dates of celebrations, the days of the week, and all other information pertaining to Christian practices.

You don't technically need to go to church, you have friends and a Bible at home for worship.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020

bible dumping

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

Bible Spice

Name of someone who is also known as a bible thumper or holy roller.

Wow that Sarah Palin is quite the Bible Spice isn't she.

by Twatever October 30, 2008

Bible thumper

An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.

As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"

by toolguru October 25, 2007