texticles

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.

New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.

by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

textident

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.

i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.

by joytext October 30, 2008

textasy

Textasy is the state a mobile phone or PDA enters when overwhelmed by text messages. In this annoying state of confusion, the phone or PDA will begin flashing or blinking and won't respond to normal commands. Often requires the user to reboot phone.

Dude...sorry I didn't get your text message. My phone is trippin on textasy!

by juniusmaximus December 17, 2008

Textism

Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.

I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL

by allicov August 3, 2010

strip texting

its like strip poker or something. pretty cool concept actually. so you get your partner to agree to do this with you (this might take awhile) but to strip text you send picture messages of yourself gradually taking off your clothes. for every pic you send to your partner, they have to send one back until both of you are naked. i still havent figured out what to do once you both finally get naked but im working on it.

male-"lets start strip texting baby"
female-"what!!??"
male-"yeah its sexy. lets do ittttt"
female-"seems kinda lame"
male-"lame is my middle name babyyy"
female-"....."

by ethan"roscoe"brewer October 17, 2008

Textist

Someone who propogates sexist opinions through the medium of text messaging. Can be male or female.

Jane: I've just got another text from John

Jill: What does it say?

Jane: 'Who let you out of the kitchen?'

Jill: John is such a textist!

by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

textesess

A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)

"hey harry, did you get any textesess tonight?"
"nope, looks like i'll be spending tonight alone."

by itsinthegame December 29, 2007