tested

To try someones patience or limits.

Bobby I told you to get out of the tree you have tested my patience for the last time!

by Kim Perez-P March 13, 2008

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

texterbation

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

by diana gibson July 19, 2004

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

serial-texter

someone who's very outgoing online but shy in real life

i'm a serial-texter

by karl739 August 13, 2019

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

teste

Highly sencitive object located in a mans ball sack "aka" nuts, scrote, satchel,ie.

Ouch i sat on my testie

by josh April 29, 2003